Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The I.E.L.T.S Incidents: Part 1

Going back home from work today and there was 'Trouble Is A friend' by Lenka on the radio. It really made my day thus I am very happy. So I decided to write tonight (^_^)

Nonetheless, I'm not writing simply for the sake of writing. It's actually a story worth telling my kids.

I took the IELTS exam on June 13th. That would be on Saturday. So I took a morning bus from Kuala Terengganu to KL on the day before. The bus stopped at Chendor (before Cherating). Answered the nature call, then the Divine call, then the tummy call. More like the taste bud call. coz I only ate a bread and the all-time favorite, Tropicana :p

After an hour or so, the bus stopped again at R&R Temerloh. I wondered why, it's only been about an hour... But oh, what the heck, I wasn't feeling well. Minor sore throat with a slight fever. So I didn't give much thought on such trivial question. The nature called again. Dammit. The parking space for buses was quite far from the toilet and the shop lots. Still, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Gotta answer the call~ huhu :p

A big relief. And hey, the bus was still there. Good. Now to ease my sore throat. Hmm...hot barley sounded really good at that time. So I ordered one, found a seat, sit down, and start sipping with a hope that the heat would kill away all the bacteria in my throat. Haha. Just after a few sips, I noticed something peculiar, or rather... frightening. There were many people there, but somehow, it was too quiet! "Where are other passengers from my bus?!"

A shockwave raced through my veins. I stood up, left my dear hot barley Oh, hot barley I love you, farewell~ and stepped out a bit. "Oh, thank God the bus is still there! Must be my imagination~ huhu"

Lalalalalaa~ I went back to my sweet barley~ After only a couple of indulging sips, my eye caught a glimpse of a big red thingy from afar, moving slowly. I quickly turned. "Hey, that looks familiar...Oh crap, it's moving." While keeping my macho intact, I stood up once again I love you, hot barley. Goodbye~ and start walking. Slowly...slowly...a bit faster...faster...then a lot faster. I seriously thought the bus would stop and wait for me. Apparently, it didn't. Haha. Who am I kidding~ "Oh well, there goes my ride to IELTS. Stupid SANI..."

9 comments:

roslini ashari said...

alah ciannya! Takder rezeki la tu.

Pumpkin Peroz said...

errr..
stupid SANI as in SANI..
or stupid SANI AS in SANI??...

FaZiLa said...

duk ngoyaaa ingt gewe la tuh... hikhikhik..

Opie said...

OMG. The bus actually left you in Temerloh?

I didn't think that would happen to anyone, ever!

Did you get to IELTS? I'm assuming cuz there seems to be a sequel in here somewhere..

Zali said...

en lutfi...
untuk part ni aku akan:

kesian...sbb byk sgt nature call!bak kata Dr Jalal,selalu la minum 'your-gut' BLISS.filled with good bacteria.hehe.

WTF....ko ingat bas SDN BHD ke nak wat hal sendiri....selamba kodok je dok minum ur hot barley(eventho aku tau amat sedap) tanpa segan silu.

WTF gak kat driver tu...check la dulu all the passengers.horn ke ape ke.ni belah camtu je. seb baik mmbr aku ni berjiwa cekal ala ala yayasan nurjiwa.ahhahaah.

5ruz
i must agreed with stupid SANI AS in SANI

haikal said...

Kalau baca intro pun "i am very happy. So i decided to write..(Lutfi, 2009)"

mesti hepi ending..so, xwori tuan puan sekalian..

p/s: Lufi ko saja nak mewujudkan skandal dengan mengepisodkan kisah ni.. ISh3.

lutfi lukman said...

**roslini ashari**
Rezki...air barli?

**pumpkin peroz**
Either sani or sani, both are equally stupid in different ways. haha.

**fazila**
aku x sehat la~

**sofie shah**
err...actually, it happens a lot. Ask around, u'll be surprise.
I paid freaking RM550 for that exam, so u bet I did!

**zali**
dah bas tu berenti, salah ke aku minum ari barli kejap??? *emo*
tak baik kutuk driver tu x cek, x hon. Tggu citer abes dulu baru kutuk~ huhu
p/s: Sani is stupid. haha

**haikal**
ko ni mcm utusan meloya, quote x abes. aku hepi sbb dgr lagu tu la~
dah nama blog pun scandal~ huhu

teeRa said...

ola luppi!

aloh ciannya dahla cibi..SANI lak wat hal..ish..ish..ish

tapikan, incident ini membuktikan ko ahli 'MT' forever..haha

'MTians' gotta be what 'MTians' gotta be ;p

lutfi lukman said...

ola soopa teera~

bukan cibi la, just minor calls~ huhu. Tu la, aku hilang arah tujuan tanpa Ketua MT. huhu